The Bomber claims to have become an accomplished angler in Florida, even cooking and consuming some of his catch after getting the bug down in Wales in 2006.
We were talking to a guy fishing on the Wandle on Sunday. All you have to do is buy a license from the Post Office and you're away.
That should be this weekend's project.
Argos will have to take the strain for tackle, as his last rod (I kid you not) "burned down".