I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait
There's always some new site,
I browse all day and night
It's like I’m surfing at the speed of light
The internet is for porn,
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn.
I laughed out loud at the lyrics above after stumbling upon a great song from Avenue Q. Phil was in the house band when the show opened in London, and I remember his brother Andy telling me it was bawdy and hilarious. (Rabelaisian, peut-être?) Looks like I need to make a date in my diary for the Noel Coward Theatre.
While I'm on the subject I've also triangulated raves for Wicked from my sister, the parents of a school friend of my son, and Kevin Smith, so - even though of my own volition I wouldn't have thought that it would float my boat - I should try and get to the Apollo Victoria as well.