Infomaniac

The internet is really really great

For porn!

I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait

For porn!

There's always some new site,

For porn!

I browse all day and night

For porn!

It's like I’m surfing at the speed of light

For porn!

The internet is for porn
The internet is for porn,
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn.
I laughed out loud at the lyrics above after stumbling upon a great song from Avenue Q. Phil was in the house band when the show opened in London, and I remember his brother Andy telling me it was bawdy and hilarious. (Rabelaisian, peut-être?) Looks like I need to make a date in my diary for the Noel Coward Theatre.

While I'm on the subject I've also triangulated raves for Wicked from my sister, the parents of a school friend of my son, and Kevin Smith, so - even though of my own volition I wouldn't have thought that it would float my boat - I should try and get to the Apollo Victoria as well.