I've therefore transferred my affections to Venus where Stella may be had for £3.00. I realise the savings are paltry, but "you've got to be true to your code." (I am even seriously considering the £2.90 a throw offering in the bar at Frankie and Benny's.)
The other local dives rule themselves out as regular haunts by serving different brands of strong continental lager, whereas I request and require Stella:
The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfxxxer in the room, accept no substitutes.
I wonder how long it will be before I look back on the prices in this post as bargains from a Golden Age of cheap drinking. In fact that is why I recorded them for posterity.
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
Yes I've been black but when I come back
You'll know, know, know
I ain’t got the time
And if my daddy thinks I’m fine
Just try to make me go to rehab
I won’t go, go, go!