Herbert Kornfeld writes about workplace issues for The Onion. He works as the Accounts Receivable Supervisor at Midstate Office Supply, the state's oldest wholesaler and retailer of office supplies and business machines.
Check it out, G's. Near two year gone, but now he back, an' the Stone-Col' Funkee-Fresh Mack Daddy Supastar Enforca will be crunchin' 'em an' balancin' 'em 2 tha grave. Word is bond.