peaceful mist jabI didn't realise that I needed an internet generator of absurd names for imaginary Kung Fu techniques but now that I have one, I wonder how I ever lived without it.
murderous dragon forehead
jumping shadow vengeance
roaring panda shield
mongolian buddha smash
dancing willow protection
celestial fox-woman fist
seven turtle pounce
yellow emperor's cricket hand
Which reminds me - for reasons no doubt buried, for good reason, deep in my subconscious - I developed my own insult generation algorithm on the way to work the other day. I haven't got round to coding a generator by it goes like this.
You've the "elevated quality" of an "everyday inanimate object", you "Anglo Saxon obscenity" "vehicle"!
You've the morals of a cupboard, you w**k wagon!
You've the integrity of a fish tank, you f**k truck!
You've all the fashion sense of a tree trunk, you c**t bike!
Use it wisely.