Myself: Call me old fashioned, even romantic, but there was something heartwarming and thrilling about that win yesterday.
Prodnose: Ukraine holding off Scotland to set up a Wales showdown on Sunday for a World Cup spot?
Myself: No, Johnny Depp being awarded more than $10 million in damages in his US defamation case against ex-wife Amber Heard! Ba-dum-tish! Goodnight folks, I'm here all week!
Prodnose: What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Myself: He shoots, he scores!