GENEVA - After years of sectarian violence, a coalition of Jews, Muslims, and Hindus signed an international resolution Monday, confirming their mutual appreciation of chicken dishes. 'Whether it is breaded with matzo, served as shwarma, or covered in tikka masala sauce, chicken is the one meat upon which all faiths can agree,' said spokesman Jerome Maliszewski, addressing an assembly of rabbis, mullahs, and shamans. 'Let this friendly exchange of recipes be the first tentative step toward everlasting peace.' Attendees at the combination summit and potluck dinner labeled it a qualified success, regretting the altercation that broke out between factions with differing views on skewer length.
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