Tubular Bells

grand piano

reed and pipe organ

glockenspiel

bass guitar

double-speed guitar

two slightly distorted guitars

mandolin

Spanish guitar and introducing acoustic guitar

plus, tubular bells

Prodnose: What's this supposed to mean then?

Myself: It doesn't mean anything.

Prodnose: So why would anyone read it?

Myself: I don't care if anyone reads it or not.

Prodnose: So why write it then?

Myself: Write? I wouldn't call this gibberish writing.

Prodnose: I give up.

Myself: Be that as it may, I will be at my desk again at five o'clock tomorrow morning.