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1. Eerie Spice
2. Weary Spice
3. Beery Spice
4. Kashmiri Spice
5. Bleary Spice

Prodnose: I have literally no idea what this is supposed to mean.

Myself: “When I use a word… it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.”

Prodnose: I am still none the wiser.

Myself: I agree but at least you are a little better informed. Here's a clue - Taylor Swift Wembley Stadium 2018. 
Prodnose: I give up.
Myself: Taylor Lautner’s fiancée, Taylor Dome, will change her name to Taylor Lautner after marrying the actor.