Hiraeth

Well I gave him half my kebab and he drank my Phoenix smoked porter,
Winking all the while at next door's daughter
"Come on it's just fun, isn't it hun?"

Then the next day, when I woke up
He was sitting on the edge of my bed,
"Good morning Eggnog,
Hair of the dog?"

Ha ha ha, he he he
I'm Wales' rugby gnome and you can't cwtch me
Ha ha ha, he he he
I'm Wales' rugby gnome and you can't cwtch me
Said the rugby gnome

God he's just climbed up the chimney,
He's so bladdered that he thinks he's Gimli
And I think the strain is gonna kill me
The crafty hound
It was his round

Ha ha ha, he he he
I'm Wales' rugby gnome and you can't catch me
Ha ha ha, he he he
I'm Wales' rugby gnome and you can't catch me
Said the rugby gnome

Gareth the rugby gnome is back home, in plenty of time for Saturday's England game.