Friday, April 05, 2013

Pillow Fight Club

Welcome to Pillow Fight Club. The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is: you do not blog about Pillow Fight Club. The second rule of Pillow Fight Club is: you DO NOT blog about Pillow Fight Club!
World Pillow Fight Day arrives in Trafalgar Square tomorrow afternoon.  I won't be there as I am off mountain biking in Somerset. I won't be blogging either. When I am offline I will pedal. I will pedal until my muscles burn and my veins pump battery acid. Then I will pedal some more .....

Myself:  Now answer me, why do people think that I'm you.
Prodnose: I think you know.
Myself:  No, I don't.
Prodnose:: Yes, you do. Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?
Myself: Uh... I... I don't know.
[Random flashbacks]
Prodnose:: You got it.
Myself: : No.
Prodnose: Say it.
Myself: : Because...
Prodnose: Say it.
Myself:  Because we're the same person.
Prodnose: That's right.

[After an uncomfortable silence]

Prodnose: Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

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