CTRL-S rescue child
SHIFT-CTRL-S rescue child while wearing a certain superhero costume
CTRL-A I want everything
CTRL-C, CTRL-V become a renowned writer, like Johann Hari or Jonah Lehrer
CTRL-Q leave job as renowned writer after previous shortcuts discovered
CTRL-Z row back, clarify, apologize
CTRL-ALT-DEL abandon work
CTRL-F I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
END terminate this ineffably boring conversation
F5 (or CTRL-R) make a cold beverage appear
ESC evade the authorities
CTRL-H find a place of concealment
CTRL-M curl up into the foetus position
HOME I am too drunk: transport me immediately to my place of residence
F8 Que sera, sera.
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
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