Vampire Hunter

First I was bemused by the Presidential endorsement "seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted".

Then I was I was hornswaggled by "if she were a president, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln" in Wayne's World.

Nothing, though, began to prepare me for "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter".

(On second thoughts, it may share some DNA with Bubba Ho-tep; see Icons passim.)