Former Daily Mirror editor Piers Morgan might be the best of friends with some celebrities - he's been pictured socialising with Katherine Jenkins, Nancy Dell'Olio and Frank Lampard - but Kate Moss is more like an enemy.
So much so, that the 38 year-old model lashes out whenever she sees him.
"She came up to me at some charity thing with Naomi Campbell and gave me a full, haymaking kick," Morgan told his former paper .
"And then the next time we had dinner in a restaurant, she was opposite me... and kicked me again."
Apparently, not even their mutual friend, Topshop boss Sir Philip Green, could intervene.
"I told him it was pointless. She doesn't like me, I don't like her. She kicked me, hard. Right on the shin, repeatedly. I looked at her and said, 'Kate, why are you kicking me?' She said, 'Because I want to' and cackled. She was completely off her head. And I replied, 'Well, can you just stop kicking me, OK?' She looked blank, and gave me another kick. It was a bizarre conversation."Who knew? Kate Moss now joins Eric Joyce among my personal heroes and heroines.