Mingis is the Scottish pronunciation

Apart from idly wondering if I still drink more than Charles Kennedy did before he jumped aboard the wagon, I haven't been paying much attention to the Liberal Democrats' leadership tussles.

Now however that Sir Menzies Campbell has thrown his hat into the ring, I am glad to see that the BBC is asking the important question - if we've had Thatcherites and have Blairites:

What should Ming's backers be collectively known as?

Ali G, in his US series, offered prophetic advice:

So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side.

You may now retire to consider your verdict.