I'm falling as fast as I can

Lock down is starting to get to me. I couldn't find one of my shoes this morning until I discovered it on top of the microwave. Yesterday when I slipped my keys into my pocket before going out to the Co-op I found my trousers were on back to front, and the day before that I absent-mindedly popped a little ball of Blu Tack I was rolling between my finger tips into my mouth.

As I post this 5 Hours of The Shipping Forecast on BBC Radio 4! has got 482,245 views on YouTube. Let's see if we can get that up to half a million.