Start8 (Geddit?)

The Bomber practically bit my hand off with approval and alacrity when I suggested he install Start8 to get a Windows 7-style Start menu on his Windows 8 laptop. I value his opinion as he hasn't got an axe to grind, and I can't help but think Microsoft has made a huge error here.

Further, Start8 is a great name, a la:

Captain James T. Kirk: Captain's log, Start8 9522.6: I've never trusted Klingons, and I never will. I could never forgive them for the death of my boy. It seems to me our mission to escort the Chancellor of the Klingon High Council to a peace summit is problematic at best....