Sunday, May 15, 2011

A Message from the Dark Side

"Ban mobile phones and wireless networks in schools, say European leaders," reports the Telegraph this morning in what appears to be a coordinated attempt to brow beat me on the day after the Bomber has acquired his first ever mobile.

"Mobile phones and computers with wireless internet connections pose a risk to human health and should be banned from school," they say.

In an equally absurd development, having most recently thrown my back out in Dandayamana Janushirasana I am looking covetously at electric adjustable stand and sit desks.

Hemingway notwithstanding, there is just no way of making that sound cool.

1 comment:

Nick said...

Prodnose: "Hemingway notwithstading/" But he is standing!

Myself: Ho ho, very satirical.