Friday, May 06, 2011

I'm not alive. I'm not dead. I'm just so lonely

Under the invaluable Freedom of Information Act, Dyfed Powys Police have revealed that in the last few years:
Officers were twice called to reports of the living dead stalking their largely rural area. They were also asked to investigate 26 ghosts, 20 UFOs, 11 witches and even two vampires.
Darkness falls across the land. The midnight hour is close at hand ........


KaliAmanda said...

Oh Dear Lord, where oh where is Captain Jack and his Torchwood posse when you need them?!

Nick Browne said...

Torchwood is considered a documentary around these parts.