Myself: I never done good things
David Bowie:I never done bad things
Myself: I never done bad things
David Bowie:I never did anything out of the blue
Myself: I never did anything out of the blue
David Bowie: Woh-o-oh
David Bowie: Want an axe to break the ice
Myself: Want an axe to break the ice
Myself: Wanna come down ........
David Bowie: Would you mind just shutting up for five minutes?
Myself (sulkily): I was only trying to help.
David Bowie: Well its getting on my nerves.
Myself (sarcastically): Sorreee
An uncomfortable silence ensues
Myself (muttering under breath): "The shrieking of nothing is killing, just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis". What's that supposed to mean?
David Bowie (taunts): It means I can live off royalties - "you ain't got no money and you ain't got no hair".
Myself: Oh, very clever. Come here and say that! I'll dilate your other pupil mate.
David Bowie: Bring it fatty.
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out in heavens high
Hitting an all-time low
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