Chuck Norris for President

Chuck Norris, as previously noted, is a phenomenon.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. (Hat tip, SimonB)

Actually, I have been delighted to find that the great man genuinely writes a weekly column here, which last year featured a wonderfully self mocking list of campaign promises he would make if running for President.

My favourite is:

Increase jobs in America by sending ninja teams to sabotage and steal them back from other countries.

He'd get my vote.