How the hair makes the Donald more human - The Apprentice - Intelligencer: "On a recent cold, cold night, I found myself eighteen inches from the Donald�s the Hair. Not in front of it or off to the side of it, but directly above it. Donald Trump had nestled into a VIP banquette at the new Chelsea �hot spot� Marquee, and while there were security thugs with Secret Service�style earpieces guarding the front of it, the walkway right behind was curiously clear. Inching, all casual-like, into position just behind Mr. Trump, I stared into the orangey thicket floating above his scalp, marveled at its engineering (a combination comb-over and pompadour, it�s the world�s finest pompad-over), thought about how many construction-code violations it might represent, and wondered how the hell it could have lasted this long."
This Simon Dumenco is a good writer. I need to watch out for his stuff.