I am lying in bed over a bottle of vin rosé. Ali Asgar, who was cook to a British regiment in the War, is 'baking' a partridge in a pot. The cavalry have collected and horses been paraded. They say it is a two days' ride to Firuzabad, but I hope to do it in one.
Prodnose: What on earth is this?
Myself: It is the last paragraph I read in The Road to Oxiana last night; top of page 164 in my edition.
Prodnose: Of what conceivable interest to anyone is this?
Myself: No conceivable interest.
I did, with an effort; though it was hard on the rest of the party. Opinion at Kavar gave the distance as nine farsakhs, thirty-six miles. I rode eleven hours, excluding one stop for lunch, and as the good going and the bad were about equal, I can hardly have averaged less than four miles an hour. It must have been more than forty miles.
Prodnose: What on earth is this?
Myself: It is the next paragraph I am going to read in The Road to Oxiana when I take it up again; this evening I hope.
Prodnose: Of what conceivable interest to anyone is this?
Myself: No conceivable interest.
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