Events, dear boy, events.

Boris Johnson has been announced as leader of the Conservative party and the next Prime Minister of Britain. Well I never.

Meanwhile back in the real world, omnivore that I am, I seem to have have been appointed to the honorary position of supplier to vegetarians at the H's barbecues.

I am going to proffer falafel in pitta breads again today. I can't put salad in them as I am going to wrap them in foil and throw them on the grill.

Also, last time, a discerning critic may have found them a touch dry so tonight I will experiment pimping them with a roasted pepper and tahini sauce.