21st Century Limerick Updates: Part 1

The anonymous original about Gertrude Stein, Jacob Epstein and Albert Einstein:

There's a wonderful family called Stein,

There's Gert and there's Ep and there's Ein;

Gert's poems are bunk,

Ep's statues are junk,

And no-one can understand Ein.

Replacing Jacob with Jeffrey Epstein:

There's a wonderful family called Stein,

There's Gert and there's Ep and there's Ein;

Gert's poems are junk,

Ep? kids in his bunk,

And no-one can understand Ein.