Why (you may well ask as I did) is Nicholas being plagued with adverts for sex toys, cannabis balm and virility tablets as he innocently trawls the interwebs? I defy anyone to give of his best scrabbling Words with Friends when another part of the screen is pulling on his sleeve with "thrill to the magic Velvet bullet - silky smooth, with 10 powerful stimulation modes".
The explanation appears to lie on the right hand side of the image above. When I went to see Mum at Ty Enfys on Wednesday she was saying she had lost special gloves that soothe her arthritis. She couldn't remember a brand or name but said she ordered them from a magazine. When I got back to Bronwydd I found a catalogue called easylife, and WhatsApped my sibling group to see if the gloves were this pair that I found leafing thought its pages.
After that I couldn't help but rib them about pages 92 and 93 of the publication along the lines of:
They start with https://www.easylifegroup.com/product/kegal-trainer-set/3558 then just get saucier and saucier. I forbid you to read it. To think my parents had it in the house.Two days later kegal balls are being thrown in my face every working hour. Serves me right.
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