Cletus Spuckler is our extended family correspondent:
Don't you fret honeychile, why your uncle's your cousin too. Don't pay it no mind.
Why I 'member th' verr furst epzode - way back'n 63, day after all that JFK botheration? That good ol' Doc had him a granchile name of Suzie Foreman even then. An' he's still agoin' and gettin' hisself some good lovin' the horny ol' polecat.