fifteen minutes of fame

If JIH can fill a cesspool in 30 minutes, ZZ can do the same job in 45 minutes, and XX can do it in an hour and a half, how long will it take all three to fill the cesspool together?

Judge Lord Neuberger Justice Cocklecarrot ruled in favour of the man, known only as JIH.

He said JIH had been in a long-term relationship with someone referred to in court as XX.

He wanted to block a story claiming he had a sexual encounter with someone known by the alias ZZ.

The Court of Appeal heard that when JIH discovered that News Group Newspapers intended to publish a story based on information provided by ZZ, he began legal proceedings - without revealing his identity - in order to stop them.