Wednesday, September 30, 2009

World's Worst Lovers

From a poll of 15,000 women:
''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
Seventh place is very respectable for the Principality, but surely - using the same sort of selfish logic that allows us to boast that Wales would be bigger than England if it was flattened out - the relative sizes of the countries means that the Welsh must be the worst lovers in the world per head of population.

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