World's Worst Lovers

From a poll of 15,000 women:

''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''
WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

Seventh place is very respectable for the Principality, but surely - using the same sort of selfish logic that allows us to boast that Wales would be bigger than England if it was flattened out - the relative sizes of the countries means that the Welsh must be the worst lovers in the world per head of population.