Paranoid

Kru Johnny told me at his last lesson that the bomber needed to get a "cup" to protect his nether regions now that he is sparring more. I went to JD Sports and checked out the boxing and cricket gear but to no avail.

Then - deciding that online was the answer - I went to Amazon and ordered up a Blitz Sport Male Groin Guard Standard (X-Small).

What makes me laugh is that I went to Amazon and searched within its sandbox, because I was too nervous about what Google might return if I crafted a search around "boy" and "groin".

Think tank slams paedophile paranoia culture indeed.