Sunday, October 14, 2007

Puff

The Plain People of Ireland: Considering the man himself; the all round entertainer Puff Daddy aka P Diddy, you understand; what would he in your estimation would he be worth in cash money terms, if you please and by your leave?

Myself, a Welsh Born Icon: You may say that I would value Sean John Combs at one million dollars.

The Plain People of Ireland: But surely even an eye as jaundiced, or yet a head as drink raddled, as your own must see plainly that the gold, diamonds and furs that adorn him even as we speak must have cost that sum alone. His bling man! The issue of bling must be addressed.

Myself, a Welsh Born Icon: I included that gross ornamentation in my gross calculation. You may deduce the implied net worth.

"A sardonic laugh escapes us as we bow, cruel and cynical hounds that we are. It is a terrible laugh, the laugh of lost men. Do you get the smell of porter?"

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