Sunday, March 12, 2006

Girls Aloud

My five year old has asked me to buy him Girls Aloud.

I don't know if he means a CD, a DVD, a poster, or white slavery but it is not a bridge I was expecting to be crossing quite this early.

Alvy's Classmate: For God's sake, Alvy, even Freud speaks of a latency period.
Alvy Singer:
Well, I never had a latency period. I can't help it.

Anyway it is all two way traffic. After last week I have determined that when in the fullness of time, he moves on to make his own way in the world, I am going to look him straight in the eye Polonius-like and advise in a deadpan Scottish brogue, "you must not eat a lady's bun even if you are hungry".

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