Friday, April 15, 2005

Random Vin Diesel Fact Generator

Did you know that Vin Diesel's long-time friendship with H. P. Lovecraft was the inspiration for the Beatles' "White Album? Or that before he came to this planet, Earth didn't spin? Or that he invented the spoon but then was so enraged by it that he invented both the fork and the spork to destroy all spoons?

Log on to this site, and abandon any thought of doing any work for the next half hour or so. Refresh it for new facts to add to:

The Shroud of Turin is actually the remains of the arena that Jesus indian-wrestled Vin Diesel in. The imprint is the result of Vin Diesel's 'Flamboyant Piledriver' move.

Vin Diesel created Earth as an expansion pack to Command & Conquer.

Vin Diesel was originally cast as the main character in the film, �Searching for Bobby Fischer.� He was deemed unusable halfway into shooting for two reasons. 1) Legally he was Bobby Fischer. And 2) in a pivotal scene where the main character�s rival makes a move and says �Trick or Treat,� Vin Diesel jumped over the table and murdered the kid.


Hat tip to Empire
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