I thought we were an autonomous collective

Rubbish

Normally collected on Tuesday every other week. The next scheduled collection is 09/10/2018.

Recycling

Normally collected on Tuesday every other week. The next scheduled collection is 16/10/2018.

Paper

Normally collected on Tuesday every other week. The next scheduled collection is 09/10/2018.

Food waste

Normally collected on Tuesday every week. The next scheduled collection is 09/10/2018.

What could be simpler? I was still in when they collected this morning. My carefully separated food waste and recycling certainly all got thrown in the same hopper.

I am not yet as vexed by this as Adrian. He produced a poem of protest he had written at the pub quiz last night. This is possibly over-egging the pudding.