I’ll drink to that

As promised (Icons passim) I managed to catch the NT Live version of No Man's Land last night. The HMV Curzon was sold out so I went to the Odeon. Don't worry you can still buy a bottle of wine at the multiplex that they will tip into a plastic decanter for you to park in your cinema seat's cup holder.

Prodnose: Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer.

Patrick Stewart appeared to have based his performance (alcohol loosened tongue, mood swings and disconcerting non-sequiturs) on my father.

Prodnose: If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.