On this day of days, "Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May start their brand new car show with hundreds of cars, thousands of people, a fire spitting metal scorpion and a squadron of jets in the California desert, plus three amazing hybrid hypercars and a brilliant BMW."
Amazon Prime members, like me, may fill their boots at https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01J93ZV7A/.
I have been waking up to Amazon Alexa's shouting Jeremy Clarkson alarm (Icons passim) for a week now. It emerged last night that my God daughter, who is staying in the spare bedroom, thought that this daily screaming match meant I was going off my head.
I probably haven't helped myself on the mornings when I forgot that I was listening to the news on the radio rather than the Echo and bawled "Alexa stop! Alexa off!" into the ether time and again to no avail.