Myself: They think it's Moldova! It is now, it's four!
Prodnose (sullenly): Ho ho.
Myself: Sneer as much as you like mate. Wales, 4-0 winners, are top of their World Cup qualifying group and I am banging out world class puns. It is all good.
I have, I believe, the courage to doubt everything; I have, I believe, the courage to fight against everything; but I do not have the courage to acknowledge anything, the courage to possess, to own, anything.