Myself: They think it's Moldova! It is now, it's four!
Prodnose (sullenly): Ho ho.
Myself: Sneer as much as you like mate. Wales, 4-0 winners, are top of their World Cup qualifying group and I am banging out world class puns. It is all good.
I wait patiently, with no urgency. I have been granted all the time there is. I do not try to make anything of what I see. I hold no expectation or assumption that I know anything at all.