Grauniard:
"As any woman, you want to feel the embrace of a real man, but would like to avoid the snoring, smell, tossing and turning." Right?
Well now your prayers have been answered, as online retailer Wayfair is finally launching the bestselling Boyfriend Pillow on UK shores.
This machine-washable man substitute takes the form of a disembodied half-torso, with a big droopy arm sprouting from one side that "can be used as a prop-up, a neck-roll or to wrap around the body simulating a lover's embrace".
I seem to detect the hand, if not the arm, of
Dr Strabismus everywhere these days now that all human life is beyond parody. Yes I am talking to you Rob Howley.
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