Today I have to get up at the crack of dawn to get the gym out of the way out of the way before I take the Bomber and his mate to play an away fixture at Old Whitgiftians.
Straight after that - with nary a moment for a shower - we are off mob handed with other chums to see Dame Edna in panto at Wimbledon Theatre.
This will immediately be followed by food and drink at Jimmy Spices which will mean I will have to leave the car.
Tomorrow I will have to get up at the crack of dawn to go and get the car so that I can take the Bomber to school.
Straight after that ....... line #1, GO