Thursday, December 29, 2011


The Telegraph says:
Computerised war simulations for British troops have been radically improved to cater for recruits who are used to playing high-quality video games on their Xboxes, according to a Ministry of Defence scientist.
Following this line of thought, perhaps the rest of us could get grants to enhance our lovers after having our expectations enlarged looking, through Vaseline-smeared lenses, at movie stars having choreographed intimate relations on the big screen?

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