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Has any other reader noticed the remarkable resemblance ........... I wonder if they are related?

Spot the difference: buns for Kelly Brook's Calendar Girls ad were enlarged to cover her chest

The advert for the new cast of Calendar Girls featured the actress covering her 32E chest with cherry-topped pastries but Transport for London ordered them to be made larger.

In other promotional pictures of Brook, smaller buns can be seen in the same pose. From tomorrow, the model, 29, replaces Jerry Hall as Celia in the show at the Noel Coward Theatre. Producer David Pugh said: “[TfL] are worried about titillating customers.”

A TfL spokesman said they asked for “a few tweaks” to ensure the advert complied with their policy.

Rules are rules, but even I am surprised to see an organisation implementing cake tin to areola mammae diameter ratio regulations.

Then again, some people like cupcakes exclusively ....