Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Jackson Boomlet

According the Evening Standard, the citizens and businesses of Santa Maria are set for a huge economic boost for a few months as a side effect of the Michael Jakson trial circus. Demand for pole dancers is up (a key 21st century economic indicator) and a coffee shop is charging $265 an hour for internet access.

The only people not preparing are at the shopping centre's music store, where a single Michael Jackson CD stands out in its loneliness. 'We just don't have a big call for Michael Jackson any more,' said an assistant.

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