Hello, is that reception? Susan? Oh, hi. Can you make pornography come on my telly please? Oh, that’s very nice of you.I have woken in the Mansfield Travelodge. I am Alan Partridge.
Lucy wears a high-neck knit, £18, Beyond Retro; tulle dress, £250, Reveligion; tights, £21, Falke; shoes, £1,100, Chanel