I am away down in Cardiff so I can't get along to this. I have long thought that the people of the Caribbean, having invented rum, reggae, jerk barbecue and the hammock, must be among the greatest benefactors of mankind. Do you actually need anything more than rum, reggae, jerk barbecue and a hammock for a perfect sunny afternoon?
Prodnose: So the bartender says, "Well, the worst way I know of is standing up in a hammock."
Myself: Vulgarity begins when imagination succumbs to the explicit.