It seems that some chancer set up an account in my name and ordered it, and other stuff, on the tick.
I am somewhat bemused however, as it is me rather than him who has got the swag.
I have been advised by the retailer that I am a victim of identity theft and to check my credit status at http://www.equifax.co.uk/ though I haven't yet.
The plot thickens. Watch this space.