Infuriatingly obscure note to self:
Speaking of skiing companions, I have to pay for the me and the bomber to join Bondy's 2009 jaunt by 25th of this month.
Update: Joe Kinnear for Commissioner
Here's how to run an old-school press conference :
Joe Kinnear: Which one is Simon Bird (Daily Mirror journalist)?
JK: You're a c---.
Bird: Thank you
JK: Which one his [Niall] Hickman (Daily Express)? You are out of order. Absolutely f------ out of order. If you do it again, I am telling you you can f--- off and go to another ground. I will not come and stand for that f----- crap. No f------ way, lies.
F---, you're saying I turned up and they f----- off.
Bird: No Joe, have you read it, it doesn't actually say that. Have you read it?
JK: I've f----- read it, I've read it.
Bird: It doesn't say that. Have you read it?
JK: You are trying to f------ undermine my position already.
Bird: Have you read it, it doesn't say that. I knew you knew they were having a day off.
JK: F--- off. F--- off. It's your last f------ chance.