Nesta Guinness-Walker (born 14 September 1999) is an English professional footballer who plays for AFC Wimbledon, as a left back. He scored against Northampton over the weekend.
Andy Tea Merchant told me on Sunday at the Wimbledon Brewery that Guinness-Walker is Alec Guinness' great grandson. This fills me with delight.
We whiled away much of the afternoon re-purposing Obi Wan Kenobi dialogue for the beautiful game.
To a defender "If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
To the referee "Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them."
That's no moon. It's a cross into the six-yard box!
You get the picture.