I'm Guy Fieri and we're rolling out..

I very, very rarely get to the bottom of Marlborough Road and turn right so I was later than many finding out that what was once the A. P. Chemist will from tomorrow have reopened as Canedo, a Portuguese cafe and deli. (Sharon has immortalised the A.P in a painting. Click on the image for the Smarts' website.)

I am also reliably informed that there is a new Chinese restaurant, Ding Xiang a little further up the High Street on the left.

|Next, over the railway bridge at The Little Taperia, a south London pet shop has been turned into the home of great tapas.

Just a little past that Tooting Market is now open late on Friday and Saturday evenings; with bars, restaurants and stalls open until 10.30pm.

Myself (shouting from an open top red car): THAT’S ALL HERE, RIGHT HERE ON DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES.