Raj: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king... I would be kind to my rabbit subjects... at first.... One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits don't come. I'm embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world.. and make the rabbits watch.The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Raj: Big or small, I don't like rabbits. They always look like they're about to say something, but they never do.The Wheaton Recurrence
Koothrappali's leporine paranoia is one of the many joys of The Big Bang Theory.
Even Prodnose is speechless.