put a stop to all this fxxxking élan acquis

We were pipped at the post into second place at the quiz last night so we have failed to match June 2013's five on the bounce and have to live with ourselves after four wins in a row and then a silver medal. As runners up we only get a £25 bar tab for next week.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.